Being a preschool teacher, I come home talking about things that include bathroom stories.
One of those conversations recently lead to this gem my husband said on Potty training...
Me: "Like treats for my dogs?!?!"
Husband: "No, we'll throw them in the toilet and pretend they are aliens for him to shoot down."
Me: "Where did you even get that idea from?"
Husband: "I just came up with it."
Me: "...and then we can give him M&Ms like my Mom did with my brother."